I headed East to Whitecross Street the other day – to give my friend Simon a hand in his Mexican food van. The business is called ‘Luardos’ but the van’s name is Jesus – it’s what everyone says when they see it because it’s such a stunner. ‘Jesus!’ they cry as they surge towards the counter for a slow-cooked pork burrito.
These burritos are what I dream of when I’m far away – so after a few hours of chewing the chipotle with the punters I was ready and rearing to devour that great meaty package. A bit of washing up soon worked it off and then along came my friends Jemma and Sam from Crumbs & Doilies (cupcake Co. extraordinaire FYI) to rescue me from the refried beans pan and off we sped to Pinchito round the corner…
I’d been meaning to check this place out since it opened last summer. Everyone had been raving about it and I knew for a fact that I wouldn’t have to house that fear of ‘will there be any sherry there and if there is will it be served at the right temperature?’
We stepped up into the place, a bricked, low-lit…joint – it’s definitely a joint - that seems perfect for the night times. It was early but already many of the bar stools running along the three sides were occupied. We gravitated towards the alluring lit up counter, full of montaditos - piled high crostini with tortilla, jamon, pollo picante, manchego, piquillo peppers. We sat there, Sam and Jemma and I, faces lit up by the canteen yellow glow of the counter – pouring over the menu and gasping for something really good to wash it all down with.
Tobias - the resident cocktail expert and partner in both Pinchito and Brighton’s Pintxo People – strode over to us. I smiled at him and a faint recognition breezed over his face. ‘We met at The Perfect Marriage sherry tasting’ I said, ‘Aah yes! You seemed to be enjoying your amontillado verree much!’. It’s true, I can’t lie – I am enamorata totalmente with the nutty number. It’s like having a really sound friend around: Straight talking, full of substance and formidable as hell. On that note we ordered a half bottle of the ’93 Vina AB Amontillado Palomino and set about choosing food to go with it.

Of course we had to have some pimientos de padron – I had prepared some the other night in fact, in my new shiny white kitchen. As I tossed the little rascals into the pan there was a raging response. With no fire blanket in sight, common sense completely abandoned me whilst the flames surged dangerously high and I stood staring at them, immobilised and aghast… my friend Fe let out a long-winded scream but at least had the nouse to advance on the chillis and pull them to safety.
Anyway, I was delighted not to have to risk an olive oil skin peel and skipped straight to the munch. God they’re tasty. We had ploughed halfway through them before our sherry was even ready – and when it was the entrance was ceremonious. I love the drama of a bottle being opened by someone who cares. Along came Tobias all ice buckets and long stemmed glasses, speaking of the flor and the oxidisation process. My cupcake companions were tuning him – quite reverentially I thought – but I could tell all they really wanted was to get to the bit where they got their pork belly. This arrived in three fat, glistening tranches on a tiny plate which was empty in seconds. The cold amontillado knocking around my taste buds with that unctuous pork made me feel…complete.

Also delicious were the boquerones. These are something that are always good wherever you go but rarely that different – Pinchito’s though are meatier, glossier and more tart. We tried lots of other dishes – “pa amb tomaquet” (Catalan bruschetta), Escalibada (roast veg salad), paprika and lemon fried squid, jamon Iberico and then some unforgivably bad churros con chocolate (which was knocked off our bill at the end) and I just wasn’t that excited by them.
What did get me going though was the sherry menu. It was listed right at the beginning of the wines – under ‘Vinos’ – taking prime position and sure to tempt anyone with its depth and range. As Tobias told us (very poetically I thought) – we must think of sherry in terms of white, red and sweet, and to start with the ‘white’ (fino/manzanilla), then move on to the ‘red’ (amontillado/palo cortado/dry oloroso) and finish with the ‘sweet’ (PX, cream, sweet oloroso). A sherry bonanza! Brilliant, must try it sometime. I could have sat there all night, focussing solely on the sherry menu and the pork belly but had to rush to catch my friend Lettie singing at Betsey Trotwood in Farringdon. I’ll be back though because, despite some corner cutting in the kitchen Pinchito has the glow-factor – when I think of it something in me goes ‘MMmmm’ – and that’s priceless.